In 1983, Suzette Cole – former court reporter and cocktail waitress – answered a tiny little “Hostess Wanted” ad in the back of a local paper. She was hired on the spot. Fast-forward a light year or two, and you’ll find that Suzette Cole is now Madam Suzette, general manager of the Moonlite BunnyRanch, the world’s most famous brothel – legal brothel – in Carson City, Nevada.
With over 30 years in the ho-wrangling business, you might assume that Madam Suzette would be a jaded, bottomless pit of boiling bitterness, but you would be soooo wrong. Sure, those crazy-ass bitches can really stretch her patience, and I’m sure it’s a rare week that passes that she doesn’t want to tie one of those shifty hoes to the back of her Mercedes and drag ’em down the gravel road that leads to the entrance of The BunnyRanch, but she is one of the warmest, most level-headed, and funniest people I know. We’ve been friends for almost 15 years to the day, and I love her to death.
What is one thing you know you do differently than most people?
I think of other’s feelings more. Meaning mostly in animals and people. I’m very in-tune to human nature. And I’m an extremely sensitive person and can feel other’s emotions.
Is there a person, dead or alive, that you would love to see vanish? Why?
The person dead or alive I would like to see vanish would be the person or persons who started this whole ISIS military. It’s so sad to see the innocent killings and the brainwashing of others so young and alive. And not to be able to travel within the world and feel safe at this time.
What is your biggest fear?
My biggest fear is not to live a long healthy life and do the things in life that I have always dreamed about.
What gets you out of bed in the morning?
What gets me out of bed in the morning is my passion for life and the love I have for my job. Also being with my loyalist companion Sophie (my dog). And a good cup of coffee.
What the hell is wrong with people?
I believe people are doing waaaaay too much drugs. Legal and illegal. How can anyone possibly think correctly while living their everyday lives on drugs?
Who does the world need to know more about?
I think the world needs to know more about people who live and teach peace in their lives. Like the Dalai Lama.
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