I’m Tired Of Dolphins And Their Bullshit

 

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I’ve decided to take a short break from warning people about the dangers of Islamic assholes for a minute, so I can shine a light on another breed of unpredictable, unruly savages:

Dolphins.

Sure, go ahead, laugh it up. And while you’re laughing, another helpless tourist is being brutally raped by one of these charming aquatic deviants.

 

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“Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack! Take off your pants, bitch.”

 

I see a lot of college students running around with their “No Means No!” signs and sexual consent contracts, but I don’t see a single one of these social justice warriors passing out rape whistles to abalone divers.

The dolphin’s world is host to a vicious and insidious rape culture, hidden for decades under an opaque wet blanket of apathy, deceptively earned human trust, poor education, and seaweed.

 

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No age, gender, or species is safe. Not even black girls.

 

I had a girlfriend once who had a tattoo of a dolphin on her ankle. I said to her, “Hey, why not just get a Ted Bundy tramp-stamp?” She just gave me a shitty look and flipped her hair to the side.

That next Summer she was gang-raped by a pod of bottlenose dolphins with a fetish for Juggalo strippers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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