Serial Killers Dressed to Kill


I’m going to take a break today from my usual fulminations and pontifications to talk fashion. That’s right, fashion. I don’t talk enough about fashion and I’m pretty sure you don’t know much about fashion.

Design by Zack Sultan.




“I should have stayed with God. I tried and I failed, and created a holocaust.”
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer (1960 – 1994).

ASOS – Shirt in short sleeve with breton stripe.

UNIQLO – Men vintage regular fit chino flat front trousers.

River Island – Brown tortoise shell geek glasses.

Barney’s – Original leather satchel.

River Island – Black cat mid tops.

ASOS – Leather jeans belt with bolt buckle.

Hunter – Short boot socks.

ASOS – Watch with stag print.





“You can kiss my ass.” John Wayne Gacy Jr. (1942 – 1994).

River Island – Rust red lightweight blazer.

Carven Mens – White printed collar shirt.

Roda – Silk tie.

Selected – Tuxedo trouser.

Frank Wright – Suede shearling desert boots.

ASOS – Socks with rainbow design.

ASOS – Watch with whiskey skull face.

ASOS – Wallet with contrast edge and internal.





“I am a monster. I am the Son of Sam. I love to hunt.” David Berkowitz (1953 – Today).

ASOS – Smart shirt in short sleeve with wide pin stripe.

Majestic Filatures – Round neck t-shirt.

PRPS – Men’s woven denim jeans one year wash.

Hugo Boss – Orange bakaba leather belt.

Crockett & Jones – ‘Camberley chukka boot.

Falke – Navy shadow stripe cotton socks.

Love Bullets – Bullet tip necklace.





“Don’t blow my brains out. The Japanese want to buy them!”
Andrei Romanovich Chikatilo (1936 – 1994).

Barba – Checked shirt.

Hugo Boss – Slim cut suit.

ASOS – Slim tuxedo suit trouser.

Gucci – Aviator sunglasses.

Hugo Boss – Black cavro wedge brogues.

Jack Wills – Polka dot print socks.

Burton – Brown skinny belt.

Daniel Wellington – Sheffield man.





“I’m as cold a motherfucker as you’ve ever put your fucking eyes on. I don’t give a shit about those people.” Theodore Robert Cowell Bundy (1946 – 1989).

Ted Baker – Check blazer.

PS Paul Smith – Tonal striped shirt.

AMI – Tweed trouser.

River Island – Black skinny tie.

Dune – Reptile print toe cap leather oxford shoe.

Armani Exchange – Watch with leather strap.

ASOS – Smart belt.

Hugo Boss – Men’s logo mercerized socks.





“Siempre anhelé ser importante, estar en la televisión, en la prensa y que todo el mundo hablara de mí.”
Luis Alfredo Garavito Cubillos (1957 – Today)

Paul Smith – Shirt in check twill.

Diamond Supply Co. – The brilliant cut stretch chino slim pant in black.

Lacoste – Rayford 4.

Paul Smith Jeans – Vintage multi stripe leather keeper belt.

Moleskine – Portafolio extra small black hard.





“She isn’t missing, she’s at the farm right now.” Edward Theodore Gein* (1906 – 1984).

Paul Smith Jeans – Bomber jacket.

Paul Smith Jeans – Polka dot print shirt.

Jack & Jones – Dale Colin twisted chino.

Topman – Brown leather belt.

ASOS – Workboots in leather.

Burton – Small cross multi row necklace.

Paul & Joe – Kask cap.

River Island – Grey textured skinny tie.

Dune – Leather wallet.

*Save me the whole “Ed Gein isn’t a serial killer!” spiel. He was a serial killer and I’m going to prove it in my upcoming book, “KILLER CONFESSIONS.”





“How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven.”
Hamilton Howard “Albert” Fish (1870 – 1936).

Shades of Grey – Double button blazer.

Equipment – Button down shirt.

Z Zegna – Tailored trouser.

River island – Grey check handkerchief.

Drakes – Black circle and squares print silk tie.

ASOS – Chukka boots in leather.

Falke -Dark green airport ankle socks.



Which one of these killers has the best fashion sense?

Jeffrey Dahmer
John Wayne Gacy
David Berkowitz
Andrei Chikatilo
Ted Bundy
Luis Alfredo Garavito Cubillos
Ed Gein
Albert Fish

Poll Maker



Designed by Zack Sultan





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